Mexico Is MiNe!

A little random thought that came to mind...which only got worse and worse.
Upon talking to my roommates really late at night a topic was brought up by me in a time of stupor.

Why is Mexico still around? I mean honestly. What good is it really doing? Every notice that we are surrounded by lame countries. At least Canadians are more like us than Mexico, and Canadians tend to not come into the country illegally and can speak English. Anyways, why have we not conquered Mexico yet? Think about this for a second. A lot of our problems would be solved if we just took over Mexico.

First problem... they are all freaking Illegal. I don't come into their country illegally and if I did, I would only make it a better place to live. Shot, without a job I make more than half the country. If we just conquered them, they would all be citizens and we wouldn't have to worry about possible putting inmates on death row at the border to enjoy the illegals. If we conquered them, then the whole country would be lower class, they would actually learn English and you know maybe math, and science. They might learn how to treat their water systems so we aren't all dying of diseases.

Second Problem... The whole smuggling drugs into America. If we conquer Mexico, then the amount of drugs used in the country goes down because you can't smuggle drugs with in a country. That is just stupid. And shoot maybe we could cut a deal with them like they continue to make all their drugs we will just "Monitor" it a little better. That way it doesn't get into the "Wrong Hands" like I dunno our politicians. Just saying.

Third Problem...They have better beaches than us. That right there is a good enough reason for most people. Some of the greatest beaches would not be part of our country. You wouldn't worry as much about being kidnapped if you are say a white young twenties blond girl who has a drinking problem. ( I just want to point out that I don't have blond hair right now) We also wouldn't worry about contracting a disease only known to Mexico when we sit on a toilet and then having to go to a Mexican doctor who probably knows as much about taking care of sick people as my First Aid book. Actually...with how our health care is going I might want to take the risk of an illiterate Spanish speaking doctor. And yes I had to spell check illiterate thank you very much. :)

Another nice benefit of conquering Mexico... all those convicts that run to the border for protection will have a lot fewer options. Try to get into Canada or swim the Panama Canal. If by chance they decide to swim that sucker and get to the other side they land in...where? What is really on the other side of the Canal? Cool escape from one piece of crap land to another piece of Crap land. So lets limit the running space. If will be easier to control the Canal and then we can put more guys in the Canadian Border in case that country gets any ideas. We're watching you Canada. You may get us with your bacon, but youre not crazy enough to actually go to war with us.

Anywho we thought out the pro's and Con's to conquering Mexico. All in All I see no problem with this. I think I should call Obama up and request it...I wonder if he would listen to a White, Girl, from Texas. As my roommates have pointed out...I do look at this is a Texas Mentality. Well we sort of conquered them once...why can't we do it again. The best part is we have already decided who should go in a conquer them... Chuck Norris and Mr. T. And maybe the "Rock" or something. But for sure Mr. T and Chuck Norris.

Yup the more I think about this, the more awesome it would sound. So Mexico...don't do anything crazy, some one in the office just might take this advice. Although that would be crazy in of itself, but the best ideas are done through insanity, or something like that. I dunno Stopped listening in class.

This blog is approved by Litto and Cheri but she is an under the table supporter, naturally she is Mexican.