I don't care, fat is energy.

I am in a consumer health class and I was going over some notes and all the junk I wrote on the side of all my notes. I came across one that said, Calories are units of energy. Pretty normal statement but then underneath it I wrote, "If calories are units of Energy, than why am I always so tired? I am fat which means I have lots of Calories, so shouldn't I have a lot more energy?"

Yes I put that underneath. If you're not a health person then this side note is pretty funny. If you are a health person you probably think this is a stupid comment because it really doesn't make sense, but I am not caring about you people right now.

I want to know why can't fatter people have lots of energy? Does it not seem like the Skinny people are all the ones with a million hours of energy and fat people last like a few hours before they decided its too much? I so feel that way. I got enough fat stored on my tall body, why is my body not using that for energy instead of the box of thin mints I just downed? Honestly I think my metabolism should start with fat and then start processing my food. That way I wouldn't have to stop life in order to feed my hungry tummy.

Yes I know technically when I am hungry enough the body will resort to the fat storage, but the body will also start storing more fat when you do eat because it thinks it might go hungry again. So basically your body hates itself. Every time you come up with a good idea to lose weight, it decides to hold on to EVERYTHING you eat. LAME!

So body...I am mad at you. I should have twice as much energy as those skinny girls who are able to stay out all night partying while I go home tired and worn out. And you should always start with my fat as a source of energy and use my actual food as nutrients rather than calories (no one comment on that). I mean it is a win win situation. I have more energy, more money because I am not paying for food all the time, and i am skinny. So why body do you hate me?

Also i think we should get a bunch of scientist all over this concept. Lets go smart guys, my most of america happy and productive!

PS yes I know this is against everything I believe and the whole concept is wrong, but I am angry! :)